Fake Bill Gates

So I'm getting all these emails asking me why I don't call myself fake bill gates instead of fake beastmaster.  I'll just say once and for all that there are too many jerk offs out there pretending to be me.  You should know it's me from my writing and insight.  So whatevs.  Call me fake bill gates, fake beastmaster, fake hot dog on a stick.  Just know I'm the real deal.