Disney's Whoring Out Ariel & Friends

So little Phoebe comes up to me and says she wants to see Ariel onstage in "Naah Yek". 

 

I didn't hear about this until now but you guys have got to be kidding.  Disney, you milk every idea you have for every dollar you can get.  I mean, I'm friggin the head of Microsoft and even I think you're going too far.

Do have to admit Sierra Boggess is hot though.  Maybe I'll go see the show after all...