Thursday, March 13, 2008

The future president should be...

After countless hours of research, finally a decision has been made as to who the best candidate for president is.  The video below just made everything clear.  Watch it before you continue reading.



I know what some of you are thinking, and yes, surgery can do amazing things nowadays, but call me old fashioned, we should stick with what works.  Some are worried he's a terrorist.  Get a grip people, there's no way homeland security would ever let him get away with anything.  LOL!!!  Okay seriously, I'll tell you a secret.  When you're one of the three richest men in the world, congress gives you a button and when the security code is entered and the button pushed, it will essentially give the president a fatal heart attack.  I'm sure you're asking, why haven't you used it on George W?  Well if you look at history the good ole US of A has always needed a common enemy.  These common enemies also allow the tech industry freedom of scrutiny from your everyday average Joe.  Most people are just too busy to care what we do as long as they don't see us as the bad guys.  At first this enemy was Al Qada, now it's George himself.  I know, I might as well have told you Santa Claus isn't real.

Anyway, vote for Obama; he's the man.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately i'm not american and have no possibility to vote for Barry Obama.
And unfortunately from the other side seen i have no button-arrangement how you have described it.
It's no question: There are everytime so many buttons, why does your - it seams to be unfair - government not give the button-arrangement to the hole population - for dissolve some disregards.

Jose said...

Not sure what the penis video has to do with the admission of the heart attack button, but that's cool. Keep it up.