Thursday, January 10, 2008

Microsoft's new business division president

Yes it’s true, Jeff Raikes is on his way out.

We’ve had some good times Jeff: CES after party, the hookers in TJ, and most importantly stopping Ballmer from doing lines on the urinal with Jobs.

Oh well, let’s go through the qualifications list.

White guy...Check
Preferably has the name “Steve”...Check

I guess Stephen Elop will do. He has an artsy fartsy background which those Mac crazies will like.

Who else should we have hired?

-Later players

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