Sir Bill

So Elton John calls and is like, Sir Bill (yes I am also a knight) were those my lyrics you used for the title of your last post? I don’t want to lie so I just say yea... He’s all like, brilliant! I am so honored that you might think of my music to help represent yourself. Let’s put on some platform shoes and go out for a night on the town. I begin to tell him I have to go visit McConaughey when to my dismay, I hear a familiar voice in the background. Elton’s like, he’s already here and we’ve been trying on different costumes for hours! I just couldn’t come up with anymore excuses so I can either have Elton killed or fly over there.

Sigh… I hope none of the pictures from tonight end up online. Please let me know if you find any.